意大利式战争

　　“二战”时期，盟军要实施安奇奥登(dēng )陆(lù )计划(🛍)，迫于对一门(mén )叫安奇奥(🆖)大(🥈)炮的(de )超级武器的忌(🐮)惮，要(😧)派两(liǎng )个精锐特工去摧毁这门大炮，结(jié )果两个(🔸)傻逼(bī )被派(pài )了去(🎡)，最后经(jīng )过一连串搞(🛹)笑事件，阴(yīn )差阳错的最后完成了任(rèn )务。　　片(piàn )段一(🔊)：(💞)德国(🚢)人在北非(🚣)布置了一个(🚨)陷(xiàn )阱，准备(bèi )了一幅假的防御工事地图让这(📙)二个(gè )(✋)士兵带(dài )回去(🤸)。他们(men )却阴(🙀)差阳错的(de )拿走(🈴)了(🍄)真(zhēn )的地图，最终赢得(dé )了战役。　　片段二：他们化(🌮)装成管道(dào )工潜入德军在意大(dà )利的司令部，给他们卫生(🌹)间的管道(🥋)修(🤷)得(🃏)乱七(qī )八(🌼)糟，把(bǎ )将军淋(😝)了(le )个落(🙎)汤鸡。将军去(qù )换衣(😙)服，拉(📛)开抽屉(💏)发现(🥤)一套新的军服，于是(shì )洗头洗脸(liǎn )(🔎)准备换上新军服的时候闭(🚡)着眼(yǎn )把脸(🏓)盆(🚽)里的脏(🔲)水倒进抽(chōu )屉(tì )里了（柜子旁边有(⏺)一(yī )个废(fèi )水桶）。那个将军(jun1 )(😉)是(shì )最主要的一(yī )个(💁)配角，很(hěn )(🔮)有意思(🐈)。到(dào )影片结束前(🚪)1分钟，都没有(🐅)一句台词(💨)。最后说(🛌)了(🍾)一(yī )句“谢谢”。　　片段三：德(dé )军(jun1 )有一门超级大(dà )炮俯视着联军将要登陆(🍗)的(😄)海(hǎi )滩(🐑)。这二(èr )个士兵居然(⛱)化装成(chéng )希特(tè )勒(lè )和(hé )随从，去(qù )视(🔂)察(chá )大炮，把(bǎ )(📳)大(dà )(🍐)炮(🚔)炸掉了。　　In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time